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STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm, #234183
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD... -


TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am, #217753
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by a**ociation and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am, #217738
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am, #217734

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am, #217729
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am, #217727
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am, #217726
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am, #217720
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am, #217719
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am, #217718

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am, #217717

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am, #217716
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am, #217715
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm, #217713
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm, #217712
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm, #217709
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm, #217708
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm, #217707
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm, #217705
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm, #217704
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm, #217703
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm, #217702
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm, #217701
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm, #217700
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm, #217699
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm, #217697
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm, #217693
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm, #217684
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm, #217676
Nice
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm, #217634
lol
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am, #217617
Fanta5tic
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am, #217609
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am, #217606

lol5


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am, #244968
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm, #227026
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am, #227018

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm, #227007
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...




LIFE -




5UBLIMINAL ME55AGE5 - DOE5 THI5 PO5TER MAKE YOU WANT TO VOTE A CERTAIN WAY, FRIEND5?


TAGS: subliminal messages vote
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Kyronic - June 3, 2012, 6:14 pm, #235745
Every time I read 5omething like thi5 I 5lur my 5'5. I 5tart to 5ound like Daffy Duck.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:43 am, #235282
You must do what you think is right, of course.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:18 pm, #235274
I think the poster wants me to vote 3L
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:18 am, #235244
Thanks Steve. Can I call you Steve? You're feeling sleepy Steve. Very sleepy...
SteveFurlong - May 27, 2012, 9:14 am, #235242
Haha! 5L for getting a laugh out of me.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:13 am, #235241
Good, gooood. 5oon I will have all the minions I require under my command. Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa!
gas - May 26, 2012, 7:36 pm, #235213
nah, the5e 5ubliminal thing5 never work.. oh wait..


COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.


TAGS: bowl cut middle ages haircut
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Xopster

Xopster - November 30, 2009, 6:22 pm, #141219
metro***ual!
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:57 pm, #141214
Style leader!


Stupid Ideas -




$30 VS $300 -




DON'T BE DISCOURAGED GRASSHOPPER - With practice comes experience, With experience comes knowledge. With knowledge comes wisdom, and with wisdom you can finally facepalm at someone else.




The Illuminati -




REMEMBER BEING YOUNG? -


TAGS: stages of growing old
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:45 am, #261748
excellent
Derek - June 28, 2011, 6:45 am, #220688
It wouldn't hurt your look to put on a bit of weight.
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:19 am, #220685
Well, we all love Santa Claus.
Iconoclast - June 27, 2011, 8:55 pm, #220672
I know the feeling, but you still have more black in your hair and beard than I do. Good poster anyway. 5 "Just for Men" treatments for you. :-)
rerun - June 27, 2011, 8:15 pm, #220668

A approve this message


LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood




CONSERVATIVES -


TAGS: conservatives jobs wages
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by ronsart

rerun - August 4, 2010, 6:45 am, #187679

@theprisoner - Cease & Desist. Take any political arguments to politifake.org
theprisoner6 - August 4, 2010, 5:29 am, #187678
who do you think f***ed up the economy to begin with? i'll give you a few clues.....he was a former Presidents son, a draft dodger, and the American public was dumb enough to elect him to two terms.......still can't figure it out? George W. Bush!
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 1:46 am, #121291
I bet some of those low wage jobs are gonna look pretty inviting when Obamamus Prime gets through destroying the economy
Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 2:20 am, #106317
That's pretty much the gist of it. Getting ahead is a lovely myth that keeps us going.
mike - August 9, 2009, 1:58 am, #106315
low wage conservatives or high taxing liberals, pick your poison
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:17 pm, #51770
Ohhhh Ronnnn. * hands on hips * Yer incorrigible. * cheesy smile while looking into camera *


TWO DRINK MINIMUM -


TAGS: adult beverages day sloshed iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Ding - January 23, 2011, 9:33 am, #210591
Mr Right appears to have a hangover already...
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:58 pm, #209520
Now, that's my kind of minimum, however 5Lagers for this one!
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:00 am, #209489

i'll drink to that!
agdaniele - January 8, 2011, 11:54 pm, #209472
Magnifitastic.


3 STAGES TO THE LIFE OF A MARRIED MAN -




CREATIVITY - A struggle for improvement




Workplace Safety -


TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am, #249268
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm, #249261
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?


THE IKEA SALE -




AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.


TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am, #171984
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


WILLIAM WALLACE -




HOLLYWOOD MONSTERS - Are fake monsters. The real ones are hunting your children.


TAGS: the cages await
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by justinb

Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 6:02 pm, #197111

you have a very good idea for this. you need to work it up more for effectiveness. any mod or greybeard can give solid advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 2:55 pm, #197093
If you're determined to post 2-3 Lion work....I'll gladly approve it. 2L


ROBERT THE BRUCE - Murderer, Opportunist, Waverer. Scottish King 1306-1329 Nice


TAGS: scotland king history middle ages
Rating: 2.08/5

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Robert the Bruce - May 11, 2009, 2:17 pm, #79439
Not ANOTHER shrubbery !
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:39 pm, #78812
Don't forget how he forced so many village folk into hard and unjust labor...making them cut down whole forests wiiiiiiiith....A HERRING!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:04 am, #78756
The knights who say 'Ni' are now the Knights who 'Ekky Ekky Ekky Fantang'.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:11 pm, #78699
Murderer, opportunist, waverer.... who said "Ni"!


ALIEN HISTORY -




ONE LIFE TO LIVE -


TAGS: mirages
Rating: 4.61/5

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Sean - February 14, 2011, 6:57 pm, #212385
Haar Bug #227: "Helmet Horns should be self-shining in the afterlife." (I nearly quoted him as saying "self-polishing" but that would have been rude.)


CONCEITEDNESS -




DREAMS - Only in our dreams are we truly free The rest of the time we need wages


TAGS: dreams free wages
Rating: 4.07/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:59 pm, #251199
....and toilet paper. :D


What’s better, slinking or skulking? -


TAGS: alleys or parking garages
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:06 am, #253068
ROFLOL! Wait . . . 5hould I laugh?


Easter -


TAGS: easter keg hunt ages 21
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2014, 12:23 am, #254401
Pressurized firkins!


nonsensical nonsense #4 -


TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am, #249585
Nice theme Cyn!


Large Package -


TAGS: man woman large small packages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 1:11 am, #255275
...or was that "larger package"?


Poppin' Corn -




Male or Female -




medieval spyware -




marriage -




twitter wedding cake topper -




Starbucks Coffee -


TAGS: starbucks expensive coffee subliminal messages
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - August 2, 2013, 9:20 am, #248267
Yeah, me too. I turn right around, go across the street, never looking back, and head into THAT Starbucks.
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 4:04 am, #248260
Nice 5L Crotchety...no hidden message here!


DESERT MIRAGE - As you come over the dunes it appears to be an oasis, but it is actually a prison .




Blonde Moments #1 -


TAGS: walks compact images mirror blonde
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:55 pm, #254263
Yep a teehee moment if you will.
Sho - April 12, 2014, 5:27 pm, #254256
Hahaha


Smile for the camera -




PERFORMANCE -


TAGS: stages ph**o annual report
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

tellitlikeitis - June 13, 2011, 6:25 am, #219935
Most excellent!


The Lost Commandments -


TAGS: moses commandments unheeded messages for humanity
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

CloudchaserS - October 5, 2013, 3:42 am, #250233
Got that, thanx!
Greeny - October 4, 2013, 6:46 pm, #250228
Early 80's Mel Brooks
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2013, 12:41 pm, #250225
I remember seeing a comedy sketch on TV in the early 90's where it was 15 commandments, but Moses dropped one of the tablets, so he said it was 10 commandments.


FAMILIARITY -


TAGS: victim of circumstance pages of your family album stuck together
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

redhdsrbst - May 15, 2010, 8:01 am, #176074
I always heard "The closer the kin the sweeter the skin." - 5 Sweet Lions
forseti - May 15, 2010, 5:11 am, #176070
inc*** - a game for the (w)hole family! epic picture, 5 ligers
sickartist - May 14, 2010, 10:31 pm, #176061
I don't remember ANY of my ex's relatives I even wanted to see n****... 5L though
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 10:21 pm, #176060
Yay inc***!
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 9:52 pm, #176059
I think Bro-In Law's wife is his sister...ewww!
rerun - May 14, 2010, 8:39 pm, #176054

hmmmm, by bro-in-law wife is smoking.....
Sean - May 14, 2010, 8:23 pm, #176053
Beautiful. And as we say in my family, Never put off to tomorrow what your sister's future husband won't let you do tomorrow. Or something like that.
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:25 pm, #176050
Well done, 5L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:25 pm, #176034
Hi-Larious 5L.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:04 pm, #176030
Is that you, cousin pie?
pieman - May 14, 2010, 3:57 pm, #176029
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family. That is what Ma(auntie) Pa(uncle) used to say. 5 kissin cousins.


WORK HOURS - I love my job! Great work hours, incredible benefits... but the pay sucks!




PEWPEWZEIT -


TAGS: boom is the same in all languages
Rating: 3.79/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:53 pm, #206325
for correct german the title should be "pengpengzeit" cours "pewpew" is the english counterpart of the german "pengpeng" for the sound firing a gun. but "pewpew" sounds cooler xD leaving my 5 lions for you


EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS -


TAGS: horizons congress pages
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - March 27, 2009, 12:35 pm, #68400
How can you tell that a Congressman read a book? All the pages are bent over....
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 12:19 am, #68333
Reminiscing Ron? LOL!


FOUR STAGES OF LIFE -


TAGS: stages of life
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Porcelina - January 23, 2009, 12:06 pm, #53997
hahaha, the funny thing is my grandma reads the obituaries every day and how she sees it is if her names not in it she is happy
KRoNiK - January 5, 2009, 1:44 am, #49333
At least stayin informed? whers the rest of the thought


Really Care -




GRAMMAR - Just for you, my dearest Nazi.....


TAGS: http images cafepress com jitcrunch aspx bg9hzd1ibgfuayxibgfuazoxmtjfri5qcgd8bg9hzd1mmcxodhrwoi8vaw1hz2vzny5jywzlchjlc3muy29tl2ltywdllzewotk4ody3xzqwmhg0mdauanbnfhxzy2fszt1mmcwxnjasmteylfdoaxrlfgnvbxbvc2u9ymxhbmss*dasqwrklde2nswxmtd8y3a9cmvzdwx0lgjsyw5rfh
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by culos

ace - June 20, 2009, 7:55 pm, #88643
WTF are they typeing
Schnauzer - October 31, 2008, 12:17 pm, #32062
Fehlerhafte Grammatik macht mich [uebel]??
Grammar Nazi - October 31, 2008, 12:06 pm, #32054
Wenn du etwas so finden koennst, bitte mir anrufen.
Culos - October 31, 2008, 11:23 am, #32026
Es tut mir Leid dass ich dieses T-shirt nicht mit Deutschen Aufdruck habe finden koennen!
pro - October 31, 2008, 10:20 am, #32002
Bitte sehr!
Grammar Nazi - October 31, 2008, 8:38 am, #31972
Kein Umlaut auf mein ElektronGehirn, aber danke sehr!
pro - October 30, 2008, 10:34 pm, #31878
Actually, it's spelled "schön" (or "schoen", for the Umlaut-challenged).
Grammar Nazi - October 30, 2008, 10:13 pm, #31869
Danke shoen! Das freut mich sehr!


JESUS -


TAGS: jesus sign package packages
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by a pirate

TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2009, 9:55 pm, #114430
should be JC. Or DJ jazzy christ.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2009, 9:48 pm, #114427
Oh good my nails and lumber have arrived. Hey LC, maybe you want to help me put this crucif......uh....Fence together?
Derek - September 2, 2009, 8:42 pm, #114416
You see? He was there for you when you needed him.


SHAKESPEARE'S LIES - Murderer, Murdered, Maligned. Scottish King 1040-1057


TAGS: scotland king history middle ages
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Robert the Bruce

Doc - May 13, 2009, 6:05 am, #79738
Thane of Cawdor, Thane of Glamis ... pixelated hereafter.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:07 am, #78757
How MacBeth would have hated to have been Pixelated.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:09 pm, #78698
Aaaaaaargh! Beat me to it, Haar!
Haarakkon - May 7, 2009, 9:53 pm, #78655
Pixelated, 2009.


When I was your age -




Parents 101 -




JOKES ABOUT SAUSAGE -


TAGS: sausages wurst terrible pun creepy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:26 am, #261148
At least this one is! Rolling eyes in pain, laughing! 5 L Oldsod!
concern3 - May 9, 2015, 12:44 pm, #261133
words a 5er


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